Buy Your Next Chevy or Ford from Josh Gordon
Are you in the market for a new Chevy Suburban, or perhaps an echo-friendly Ford CMax? If you are looking to purchase a new car, Cleveland Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon is your man.
While serving out his one-year suspension for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy, Gordon will be moonlighting as the “goodwill ambassador for the Sarchione Auto Group”, located in Randolph Ohio. The operation sells both Ford and Chevrolet products.
According to ESPN’s Josina Anderson, Gordon will begin his new job this weekend (via NFL.com). Part of Gordon’s duties at the dealership will be on-floor shifts as a car salesman.
More importantly, Gordon will be responsible for promoting Sarchione’s local Wounded Warriors Project.
Before the suspension was finalized, Gordon was considering the Canadian Football League, however a suspended player who is under NFL contract is ineligible for play. Hopefully, a new pet project will keep Gordon on the up and up so he’ll be able to join his team next season without any hindrances.
Note to the public, if Gordon takes you on a test drive and you purchase a car, please check the glove box and all other compartments just to be sure he hasn’t left a little secret surprise in the vehicle that you might get busted for.
Josh Gordon will sell cars during his suspension. Now all he needs is a pot smoking teddy bear and they can call it Ted 2.
— Ben Lloyd (@TypicalLloyd) September 4, 2014